A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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im @ work, LOL.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Please ignore this statement.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What does water smell like? water.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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