- Anti Joke

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.