Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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