Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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