- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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