- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

the sky is green no it is not

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Guess what? I like trains.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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