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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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