Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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