An orphan falls off a cliff.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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