2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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