- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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