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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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