What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Grace Ackerson

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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