Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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