I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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