- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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