What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

This is an anti-joke.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

A dyslexic blind man

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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