- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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