- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

ever tried african food? they neither

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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