What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

I just threw up..In my pants.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

homosexual rights to marriage

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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