- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Communism hehe xd

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

belly button

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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