- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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