- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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