- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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