- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

tim has no humor

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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