- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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