- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

"Knock knock." "Come in."

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