What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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