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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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