- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Knock, Knock Come in

Are you gay. No. Ok.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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