Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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