- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

rocky is here again.......................

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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