- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

a. why? b. because I wanted

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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