Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Tony Romo

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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