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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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