- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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