Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

asians have slitted eyes lol

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Anti Joke

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