What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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no.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Mahmy

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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