What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Obama lin Baden.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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