- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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