- Anti Joke

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

SHUT UP JP

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.