What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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Shltskc gw? G

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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