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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

knock knock go away

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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