- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

A woman walks into a bar.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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