- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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