- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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