- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

pull my finger (farts)

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

knock knock whos there? nobody

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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