- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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