My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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