- Anti Joke

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.