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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken