- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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