What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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