Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

2 black kids walk into school

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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