- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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