- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Caramel Boing.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Where are you going Your house

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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