- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Chuck Norris is dead......

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Once upon a time, The end.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

roses are red poo is poo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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