- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Penis

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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