Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Cheese

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

A black man walks out of a police station

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What do you call two dog? dogs

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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