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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

How come grilled cheese?

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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