- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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