- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Take wrong turns

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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