- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

su algato es en fuego

So these two girls have a cup .

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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