A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Knock knock Fuck off!

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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