Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Turkey Balls

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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