A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Paper or plastic? Yes...

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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