A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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You're a frog

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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