Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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