- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

The New York Giants

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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