- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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