- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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