What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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haha

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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