Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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lets bomb africa

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Skinny people fart less.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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