- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

why dont they make black forks

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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