- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

I just threw up..In my pants.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."