Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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