A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

woman's rights

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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