- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Women's Rights..

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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