Why did the fish fly It didn't

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

All of these jokes are about white people

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

You had better thumbs up this post.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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