How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Flowers are colors Love me

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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