Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

j.p. is dumb

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What page are you on The gay page.

okay so theres this guy.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A man died.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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