You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Guess what? I like trains.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

pull my finger (farts)

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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