- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

say it ten times fast: oh

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why did the fish fly It didn't

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