- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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