- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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