- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

whats green and slimy? green slim

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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