- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

read this sentence again.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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