Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...