Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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