- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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