- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Call of Duty is a good game.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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