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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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