A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Sex

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Once, I went to Peru.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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