- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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