Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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