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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

how much fish could a chicken

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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