- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

roses are red poo is poo

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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