- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Your face is hilarious.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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