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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Carrot fingers

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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