How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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