- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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