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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Haha, I get it..

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Nobody cares maddie!

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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