What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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