- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Knock, Knock Who's There

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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