look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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