Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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Golf.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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