- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

NEVER

If life gives you lemonade.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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