- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Turkey Balls

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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