- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What do you call a black man? Rob

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

quantum physics?

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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