A chicken walks into a barn.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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im telling maguire

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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KOOKABURRA

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Oh, go away

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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